Nothing much to say I guess Im your typical narcissistic elf. I spend alot of time @ the north pole makeing toys that go BANG! for all the worlds little homeless chitlins, I spend my spare time like most people do whitteling twigs into models of miniature twigs. That keeps me pretty busy of course so when I want to wind down I usually go to my favorite ninja dojo an do secret ninja stuff. Ill tell you more but its a secret.
Go P.E.T.A.

12 Monkeys 28 Days Later 28 Weeks Later 5th Element Airplane A Knights Tale Ace Ventura Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Aeon Flux Alien (All) American Beauty Artificial Intelligence A.I. Austin Powers International Man of Mystery Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me Austin Powers Goldmember Back to the Future 1,2,& 3 Barbarella Batman (All) Battlefield Earth Beetlejuice Blade (Trilogy) Blade Runner BloodRayne Blow Candyman (All) Casper Catch Me if You Can Child's Play (All) Comeing to America Coneheads Corpse Bride Cranked Creepshow Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Cruel Intentions 1,2,& 3 Dawn of the Dead Day of the Dead Dead Alive Demolition Man Devil in the Flesh Devil in the Flesh 2 Devils Advocate Dogma Dune Edward Scissorhand E.T, Envy Walken Euro Trip Fatal Contact Fearless Feast Gattaca Goodfellas Gremlins Gremlins A New Breed Hannibal (All) Hellraiser (All) Hero Home Alone 1&2 Hook House of Flying Daggers I am Legend I Robot Idle Hands Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade Interview with the Vampire Inuyasha It Joe Dirt Jurassic Park Jurassic Park Kill Bill Vol 1 Kill Bill Vol 2 Kill Bill Vol 3 Killer Klowns Land of the Dead Legend Life as a House Little Buddha Mad Max (All) Maximum Overdrive May Memiores of a Geisha Men In Black Men In Black II Minority Report Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat 2 Annihilation Mortal Kombat 3 Conquest Mr Hollunds Opus Napolean Dynomite Night of the Living Dead (All) Nightmare Before Christmas Nightmare on Elm Street (All) Office Space Once Bitten Orange County Pagemaster Pet Cemetery Pirates of the Carribbian (All) Powder Pulp Fiction Queen of the Damned Rawhead Rex Real Genius Resident Evil Resident Evil: Apocalypse Resident Evil: Extinction Resivoir Dogs Return of the Living Dead Robin Hood Men in Tights Robin Hood Prince of Thieves Romeo Must Die Rush Hour Rush Hour 2 Rush Hour 3 Saw (All) Scarface Scary Movie (All) School for Scoundrels Serenity Shrek (All) Shottas SLC Punk Sometimes They Come Back Sometimes They Come Back for More Southland Tales Spawn Species (All) Starship Troopers (All) Starwars (All) Strangeland Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight Tales from the Darkside Tank Girl Terminator 1,2,& 3 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen The Bourne Identity The Bourne Supremacy The Bourne Ultimatim The Butterfly Effect The Butterfly Effect 2 The Chronicles of Riddick: Pitch Black The Chronicles of Riddick The Crow The Crow City of Angels The Crow Salvation The Crow Wicked Prayer The Exorcist The Fly The Foutain The Godfather The Hobbit The Leprechaun (All) The Matrix The Matrix Reloaded The Matrix Revoltion The Mists of Avalon The Mummy The Mummy Returns The Naked Gun The Neverending Story (All) The People Under the Stairs The Pest The Princess Bride The Stand The Time Machine The Transporter Thinner Tomb Raider Tomb Raider The Cradle of Life Trading Places transporter Tremors Ultraviolet Underworld Underworld Evolution Unleashed Vanilla Sky Warlock Waterworld What Dreams May Come Willow Wishmaster X-Men

I like all things rock. Some of my favorites bands are all things Maynard (Tool, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle) Orgy, KoRn, Chevelle, Incubus, Godhead, The Cranberries, Breaking Benjamin, CKY, Stonesour, Deadsy, Deftones, Avenged Sevenfold, Blue October, System of A Down, Rise Against, Flaw, Mudvayne, Soundgarden, Marilyn Manson, Stabbing Westward, Rammstein, Nirvana, Three Days Grace, Nine Inch Nails, Disturbed, Slipknot, Static-X, to name a few, but the list goes on - and on...

Pretty much any philosophical or religious text regardless of heritage or origin
Some favs being
The Bhagavad Gita,
Pali Canon
Tao Te Ching
The Analects of Confucius
The Gnostic Gospels
The Illiad
The Epic of Gilglamesh
The Secret Doctorine (Theosophy)
all Roman and Greek lore
including that on God of War,
Plus anything from
Anne Rice
Edgard Allen Poe
Clive Barker
Charles Dickens
A,J Drew
Helena Blavatsky
Stephen King
Jack London
L. Ron Hubbard
Ernest Hemingway
and well... too many more to name.

Wit, character, morale, humor, goals, smiles, living life to the fullest, and coolwhip.

Body hair, gummi bears, bad hygene, squirrels, tobacco, really large jackrabbits, illiteracy,