John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the
best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of
the night".

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize last night at the
pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's
only been there twice in the last four years.... Once he fell asleep, and
the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

OTHER REDHEADS, CONFIDENT GIRLS, GIRLS WHO WILL SURPRISE ME....

FAKE PEOPLE!!!

I'm very outgoing, like to have good times often the life of the party. I love live music, will go to anything if its live. I really enjoy going out to eat. I'm in school for diagnostic medicine. I really like taking care of people, weather it being there for a friend or actually caring for someone as a guest and I'm sure one day as a patient. God has blessed me with an amazing amount of passion for my fellow man/woman. I love what God has done in my life, he's so amazing!!! I can not stand snobby people, people who are conceded,and FAKE people= major turn off. I just enjoy life, no matter what. I dislike how people walk around all pissed off. If you don't like your life do something to change it. I live life just cruising but when necessary can do what ever it takes to get the job done. Work hard to play hard. So that’s me in all to many words.

ASK ME ITS TOO PERSONAL TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD...