Tag: commercials

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Thanks to Jules for the start... and the next step... and we are all sure some more to come. LOL

My pet peve are the commercials, and almost all are doing it now... that show cars sliding and speeding out of control with way too much horsepower for a civilized area, breaking all the d**m laws and safety rules ... teaching all the weak minded youth that this is how to be cool and adult and then




In the smallest print and for the briefest of moments they say "don't do thi... Read More

(Sorry, but see...this soapbox is REAL high and it has steps and I was on the top one and it takes awhile to climb down, so if you'll bear with me. And I think I completely spelled "deux" wrong...)
Yes, so just a few more of the things commercials teach us. The Beatles wrote GREAT jingles for Target and such. As did many other great "bands."
Chocolate is art AND sex. (Ok, ok, so that one is true.)The more grease, cheese, goo, and sheer metric volume in your meal, the better the deal.I... Read More

If I have shiny, lustrous hair, perfect skin and teeth, smell good both orally and bodily, wear a metric ton of makeup, have silky smooth skin, and have nary a stray hair on my body, I will be blissfully happy and will find the man of my dreams.

When I DO find him, he will alternately shower me with diamonds in the most disgustingly romantic ways possible, and prove himself a moron that I have to babysit and reign in like a hyperactive child on crack when he sees electronics.

My ch... Read More