Ohhhhh, left me for an English bird, did you? I see how it is!
Now you're going to have to make that up to me, darlin, and how do you intend on doing that, hmmmmm?
Haha! Hope your day has been going brilliantly so far, I've just woken up -- such a lazy monkey, I know! -- and I really *must* do something productive today, any ideas? And the naughty-ness is all your fault, I blame you entirely. You are such a bad, bad influence on me! *Grin*
Hiya sugar, sorry I disappeared there, wandered off to get something to eat then realized I didn't quite have *anything* to eat. Quandary! But now me belly is full and me Jelle is asleep. Boo! I hope you're dreaming sweetly, and certainly about redheads!!!
Oh, and I love your idea of a redheads-only company. What should our product/service be? And don't you dare say porn, you dirty dirty young man. Haha! xx
Dammit Jelle, you're going to get me into SOOOO much trouble, haha! Sorry Collette, it was all your son's fault, I just played along. That sounds reasonable and convincing, right? ;-)
For ONCE?! I am right all the time, the sooner you figure that out, the better! Haha! You are such a little troublemaker. You may just have to make a stop in Arizona when you're stateside so I can straighten you out mister. Or maybe make a MAN out of you.
Jelle, you are such a flirty flirt! You should be teaching me YOUR tricks, my goodness!
So you would take "sweet" over a saucy, fiery, beautiful redhead? Ohhhh you break my heart into bits. Come over to the "dark side" my dearest -- all my former flames tell me that once you go RED you never go back!
... Oh my, I hope your girl isn't on this site, or I'm going to get some nasty emails!
Not a redhead?! Jelle, that's just wrong in 18 different ways, and now I must spank you for your impertinance. C'mere, you!
My flirting skillz can only be taught in person, and I require full payment in advance. I don't know if you could afford or handle such in-depth personal training, my handsome. What would I get in return?
Hahaha! You are such a little corrupter, I love it! Here, have three!
I'm single because I *choose* to be, darlin! It's much more fun to be a free-spirit and a flirt than be in a relationship, don't you think? Well I should watch my tongue, you've got a lucky lady stateside who's probably a gorgeous redhead that we should all be jealous of! In fact, where's she at, I'm going to take care of her!
I would love to check out Rotterdam, hook me up with some "herbal refreshers" ... Oh wait, that's Amsterdam, right? Yikes, can you imagine me on drugs? Ohhhh, the trouble that you would be in for!
Awww, you make me blush! You're the cutie, Mr. Ocean Eyes! Talk about a sea all the ladies here would love to drown in ...
Don't be scared darlin, I'll be gentle. Haha! I wish I'd been smart like you and finished college, I went for music but just HAD to be the rebel and do the opposite of everything my professors wanted me to do. At least I got to go to Ireland with my college choir, that was the best part. Haven't been to the Netherlands yet though, hmmmm!