The Band ( beer drinkers society) has started the society(THE beer drinkers society). Notice the the. For purposes of world domination.
You as initiates will be required to drink heavily,smoke much weed and kill all who oppose us. This way should we lose. We can just say we were drunk. Hell it worked for Ted Kennedy and he killed a pregnant lady.
Just remember when we take over the world free beer and weed for everyone.
The Reverend Hippy Tim
Co-Founder The beer drinkers society