If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept?
Absolutely not
What about heroin?
I would be a hypocrite if I worked in law enforcement and took illegal drugs. But I wouldn’t even if I didn’t work forensics
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
It depends
Who was the last person you spoke on the phone with for over an hour?
I can’t remember
Do you need to say anything to someone?
No
What made you sad today?
Nothing
Has a boy/girl ever called you Babe or baby?
No
Will you be in a relationship in four months?
Probably not
Would you ever date somebody that was the same sex as you?
Absolutely not
Do you like to make the first move?
Yes, but for once in my life I’d like to get hit on by an attractive woman
Do you like to take walks?
No. I never go anywhere without a purpose
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I hope not
Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment?
No
Who was the last person you had an argument with?
We have debates at work over how the crime happened(Forensics comes from the Latin “forensus” meaning “forum of debate”), but we’ve never argued. I guess my last argument was with my ex-wife ten years ago
Who do you miss right now?
My family
Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
A relative of mine bought it at a thrift store, then discovered it was too big for him, so he gave it to me. It’s a Tommy Hilfiger
Are you afraid of falling in love?
No, it’s just the logistics involved regarding cash that I’m afraid of
Do you want kids?
Eventually
Does cuddling freak you out?
Haven’t done it enough to give a definite answer
Do you believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman?
Absolutely
Did you go out or stay in last night?
I volunteered to answer phones at the local public television station’s pledge drive last night
Would you sleep with your worst enemy?
Definitely not
Are you contemplating suicide?
I haven’t contemplated that in the last 20 years
When's the last time you talked to your best friend?
Three days ago
What do you want more than anything right now?
A promotion
What's the most hilarious thing you've heard/seen today?
Only just woke up twenty minutes ago
How do you deal with sadness?
Go to the local comedy club and cheer myself up
What kind of car do you want?
The high-tech car I write about
Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
No
Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
No
Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
Everybody
Looking back in time did you ever waste your time on a certain boy or girl?
Yes
Do you wish that you were somewhere else right now?
No
Do you like cuddling?
Asked and answered(see above)
Have you kissed anyone on your top and who?
Never met anybody from this site in person
Are your toe nails painted?
No
Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
No
What side of a heart do you draw first?
Haven’t drawn one in a while. I think it would be the right
Last person you saw other than your family?
The lab’s evidence technician, whom I see every time before I clock out
Could you go a month without cursing?
I could go my entire life without it
If you could travel to any place in the world, where would you like?
My parents’ native England, and while I'm at it, Scotland and Ireland
Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
A while, and since I work graveyard, it’s during the day
Are you a vegetarian?
No
Do you own any band t-shirts?
One, from my favorite Canadian band Rush
What is one reason you get up in the morning?
Because I need to
Whens the last time you fell asleep watching a movie?
Jeez, that was all the way back when Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone came out. I was on a new schizophrenia medication that causes drowsiness. I take that at night, now
Do you and your best friend look anything alike?
Not really
What color shirt are you wearing?
Multicolored
When was the last time you laughed a lot?
Last night, during the Tonight Show
Any drama in your life?
Drama is the very nature of law enforcement. That's why there are so many TV shows about it
Do you have any close friends of the opposite sex?
Not really
Have you ever sat on a rooftop and just stared at the stars?
Yes
Did you have to wake up for any specific reason today?
Yes. The paycheck beckons
Do you bite your nails?
No
Do you ever write/draw on windows that are fogged up?
Sometimes
Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
Yes
What's worse, having someone mad or disappointed in you?
Disappointed
Which do you bite more, your lips, tongue, or your finger nail
Bottom lip
