If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept?
Eh, haven't enjoyed whiskey since I enjoyed it TOO much when I was a kid...
What about heroin?
Hell no!
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Prolly not - I'm pretty content, RIGHT HERE.
Who was the last person you spoke on the phone with for over an hour?
My mom
Do you need to say anything to someone?
YES... I need to tell Brandi to have a GREAT time this weekend!! I need to tell Pete "hi". I need to find out what's been going on with Danny. I need to say something tongue in cheek to Adam. I need to respond to Philly's comment. I need to holler at Redei and see what's new. I need to call my mom and see if they're keepin the kids this weekend. Thanks for letting me take care of that... 
What made you sad today?
Took a client to lunch and she started crying about her hubby that she lost eight months ago. It was very difficult...
Has a boy/girl ever called you Babe or baby?
Nope, but a man has...
Will you be in a relationship in four months?
it's possible
Would you ever date somebody that was the same sex as you?
Nah, not my style
Do you like to make the first move?
Chess - yes. Checkers - no.
Do you like to take walks?
I walk all the freakin time - I do indeed enjoy it.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
NOPE, I don't make mistakes, Imma redhead...
Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment?
Why woudl you try to AVOID that?!?!
Who was the last person you had an argument with?
Dunno
Who do you miss right now?
goldenstaff... he was my buddy... 
Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Talbot's
Are you afraid of falling in love?
Nope... Falling in love is delightful!
Do you want kids?
For what????
Does cuddling freak you out?
Nah... I LOVES cuddling!!
Do you believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman?
I honestly don't understand what difference it makes...
Did you go out or stay in last night?
Stayed in.
Would you sleep with your worst enemy?
Nope
Are you contemplating suicide?
Well... my life insurance policy DOES cover me in the event of a suicide... Just kidding - sheesh...
When's the last time you talked to your best friend?
coupla days ago
What do you want more than anything right now?
Chinese food
What's the most hilarious thing you've heard/seen today?
A song came on the radio in my boss's office and I walked in as he was dancing - friggin HILARIOUS!!!
How do you deal with sadness?
I cry.
What kind of car do you want?
don't really care. mine's paid for, so i'll keep it!
Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
Depends on whether I'm drinking... 

Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
indeed... piercings: ears, ear cartilage, eyebrow... Tats: nack, shoulder, lower back.
Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
I am my complete self around everyone - it's how I roll - take it or leave it...
Looking back in time did you ever waste your time on a certain boy or girl?
It's never a waste of time if you learn something... Even if it HURTS a lot to learn it...
Do you wish that you were somewhere else right now?
Cabo would be nice...
Do you like cuddling?
Didn't i already answer this...?
Have you kissed anyone on your top and who?
Hehe... if only....
Are your toe nails painted?
Indeed - dark red.
Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
I do - it regulates my body temp.
What side of a heart do you draw first?
Right
Last person you saw other than your family?
My boss
Could you go a month without cursing?
Are you fecking kidding me - no way in hell I could go one damn day without saying some kind of shit....
If you could travel to any place in the world, where would you like?
I couldn't pick just ONE place - I wanna go to Australia, the UK, Italy, Germany, there's so many...
Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Nope - I draw yours...
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
EXACTLY 4 minutes, 38 seconds
Are you a vegetarian?
uh no. although I have no issues with them- I couldn't give up meat. Imma carnivore!!
Do you own any band t-shirts?
Indeed
What is one reason you get up in the morning?
The alarm clock.
Whens the last time you fell asleep watching a movie?
Dunno - been a REALLLLY long time
Do you and your best friend look anything alike?
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My best friend is a DUDE - so I certainly hope not!!!
What color shirt are you wearing?
Green
When was the last time you laughed a lot?
today - I laugh a lot every day!
Any drama in your life?
NO - My world is a drama free zone.
Do you have any close friends of the opposite sex?
again... my best friend is a dude...
Have you ever sat on a rooftop and just stared at the stars?
Yep
Did you have to wake up for any specific reason today?
uh yeah - it's called a job...
Do you bite your nails?
Sometimes, I hate that I do though...
Do you ever write/draw on windows that are fogged up?
NOPE - cuz I'm the one that has to clean them later...
Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
passive agressive - ick... Nope - let's get it out in the open and deal with it like GROWN UPS...
What's worse, having someone mad or disappointed in you?
depends on who it is... i might not care either way...
Which do you bite more, your lips,tongue,or your finger nail
My bottom lip when i'm concentrating...