do you see ZZZZ over your head when you sleep? Do you have the keycode for the interstellar cyber-fool - I believe it is 21AAG507. Please do not distribute this keycode in public domains as the effect on the population would be both catestrophic and unmanageable. The joy of being a fool is that the fool does not have the emotional intelligence to identify himself as a fool.
Wow, and here I thought I had a handle on idiots.......I did like my membership card and what not......Although, by your theory I should be crapping letters by now right?
Hey - stupid people don't even eat alphabet soup let along get the full effect... Here's another random thought do stupid people even eat soup... I mean it's good for them so maybe they don't even realize..... (too much of a reach... yeah... I thought so LOL)! BTW - thanks for stopping by my page! Ei
you mustn't have heard about the molecular theory..basically, making a long story short, if the postman cycles his bike for the 40 years of his career, and during the motion of mounting or dismounting the bike, he causes friction which, over time, causes the molecules of the bike to be transferred to the postman and vice versa, the postman's molecules, some, get transferred to the bike. extraploating that out, it is very difficult, in Ireland, which I can vouch for, to distinguish a long-serving postman from his bike.
Now, where you might ask, has that got anything to do with this blog? Strange at it may seem, there is a bridging relationship similar to that of the postman and his loyal bike. Namely, through the process of ingestion, over time, assuming a regular ingestion of alphabet soup, the idiot becomes the alphabet soup.
There is some evidence that demontrates the factual nature of this relationshop between the half-wit and the legendary soup. Ask yourself, how many intellectually challenged individuals are observed with "ZZZZZZ"s coming out of them. This clearly identifies that the omega of the alphabet is the easiet letter to be absorbed by our dear dozy friends and if they had the appetite to continuosly digest other letters then certainly they could , over time, learn the alphabet.
Surely this is more important that finding out if water exists on Mars? We need to be mindful of the fool, as in Ireland, some of our village populations are so small, that within those enclaves everyone in the village takes a turn being the village idiot.
P.S. Apologies to the spelling and grammar police..but I'm having a moment while starting day three of a party
! Ei
