At the risk of revealing, yet again, WAY too much of my psyche, I wanted to share of bit of the dream I just had.
The crux of it was that I was making out with a little person.
There was this arena of some sort...OH MY DOG, I was in the Pirates game...cuz it was like a bunch of little town squares.
Anyway all these people were running around, and there was this performance art going on, and I had done something where I had to dig in the dirt and I was leaning over this sink washing my hands and this handsome man came and talked to me and I thought he was on his knees or something, and I looked at my hands then at his and I said "oh, your hands are sooooooooo tiny" (they were, too, like, you know how baby's hands it almost seems like a miracle that they have fingernails cuz they're so little?) and he looked at me quizzically and said "Of course they are" and I kind of looked to the side and exclaimed "OH I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a little person!" and he looked shocked then he smiled and I said "well, wouldn't you rather the direct approached than have me pussyfoot around it?" and he smiled and said yes, and then he was kind of hitting on me and like I said he was very handsome and charming and very nice and so I kept talking to him.
Then I went to sit down and he came with me and then he kind of jumped on me and we weren't kissing, but he was kind of kissing my neck and I kept thinking I was gonna hurt him and how I really needed a bigger guy (lol, sorry, but there you have it) and yes I kinda wondered what he was like down below as it were but then the performance art started again and he wanted us to join in and have me tell him what I liked...um...carnal-wise, and I said "OH no I can't say that stuff out loud" and so then he kind of was gone for a minute then he was back but we were in the house and it wasn't my house I was staying there or something and he was the air conditioner repairman and the owners of the house came home and it was another little person dude and his wife was "normal" sized and the two men started talking and bonding.
There was tons more but I can't remember it now.
Little bizarre, I feel.
Tags: Dreams Sleep Bizarre
