1) Avast, me hearties!! (Seriously, everyone should go play Pirates of the Caribbean online; I do believe we reds need to take over the Caribbean 
and to that end: http://apps.pirates.go.com/pirates/v3/#/news/currentnews.html again)
2) Stewie Stewie Stewie
3) Animals are NOT disposable nor should they ever be used as a weapon against someone
4) One good and loyal friend is worth 20 billion aquaintences who will turn on you for no reason.
5) I spelled aquaintences wrong. Twice.
6) Dexter is the best show, EVAH
7) Except for Boston Legal
8) When you stick your neck out for people, they tend to chop your head off
9) Kittens are funny (duh)
10) I think it's time to go back to horses and buggies, yes?
11) My nose itches
12) Sunflower seeds
13) I can't drink beer unless I'm chewing bubble gum
14) Corn on the cob
15) All you have, at the end of the day, is yourself and all you have to show for yourself is your actions and your conscience
16) Wow, I spelled conscience correctly
17) Accents are yummy
18) So are M&Ms Minis
19) MANGOOOOOOO
20) Did you know that it's WINTER in Australia right now? Or fall, I can't remember. That trips me out
21) There are a lot of great and positive people out there
22) Scammers should be shot. Or at least scammed back.
23) Zoey carried a nerf football this morning; I thought I was gonna die laughing
24) Laughing would be a great way to die
25) That's just about everything, right now 
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