1.) Sometimes when you're lying down on your side, you'll suddenly become aware of your boney knees, and then you can never find a comfortable position for the top leg?
2.) Ladies, when taking a quick nap on the couch, do you ever have your boob pop out of one side of your bra? Then you have to sleep with your arms in between the girls to keep it stuffed in there?
3.) Ever discomforted with the thought that somewhere, someone is masturbating the mental image of your face?
4.) Ever feel that if your feet aren't blanketed, some weird vicious creature will pop out from underneath your bed and eat them?
5.) Have you ever gotten into a fight with your significant other and then tell them you're going to bed 'cause you're pissed? Then once in bed, you start thinking of valid arguments that haven't been brought to attention? But you can't go tell them because you've already established that you've gone to bed? So you lie awake having conversations with them in your head?
