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A Blow Up Doll and Me
Posted On 08/12/2009 15:38:28 by Harmoniarosia

(True Story)

 

I am heading home from Jax at 2o min. till' 2 a.m. I go intothe gas station, (Coffee!) and a guy walks past me, I didn't even lookup.........till' I heard the cashier saying, "What are you serious,Man?"  I look over and this guy hasa huge blow up doll on his arm, this thing had boobies, and clothes, and anodd, odd, mouth! He is just carrying it around trying to get beer before thestore stopped selling.

 

I have to get in the line behind him, and I am justpretending not to notice, and the guy starts talking about me to his buddy, hesays,

 

"Don't you think she is gorgeous?", his buddysays, "Oh your blow up girlfriend?" and the guy says, "No, thegirl over my left shoulder." (Of Course I can hear every word of this)Then I start laughing because now I am embarrassed, because he just keeps goingon and on, and he finally turns around and invites me to his house, he said hehad a lot of beer.

 

HELL NO! (I thought) but I just said, "Oh, thank youbut I don't drink." he looked at me like I had all of the sudden morphedinto a man before his eyes.  He probablywondered, "WHAT! SHE DOESN'T DRINK!" and it was over :)

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From: Goldstar
08/13/2009 03:48:44
Ha-ha, my friend Everard drives around town with a female mannequin on his passengers seat
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From: ginganinja2009
08/13/2009 03:47:27
lol yeah sorry about that...


From: littleredhairedgirl
08/12/2009 22:09:33
OMG that's so funny  


From: jennalj2
08/12/2009 17:13:16
This is a GREAT story! haha


From: ozred
08/12/2009 16:34:49
Just when you thought you had seen it all something else new comes your way!


From: rapturas
08/12/2009 15:55:41
LOL i wasnt expecting that


From: Fishmant
08/12/2009 15:48:03
That's the best story I've heard in awhile, makes you wonder if he was going home frome a bacholer party or someting, or just partly insane, lol


From: elpelodelfuego
08/12/2009 15:41:40
so do you drink?


From: Mellifleur
08/12/2009 15:41:39
lol.. 2 guys and a blow up doll + beer ..... and they wanted to add you ?..yeah..could have either been

a) really bad news.
b) find out there was a party going on that night, so call a friend to come with you and have a blast ( you got to call the friend cause you dont want to go yourself now, that would be just stupid )


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