Okay, I am accessing my beloved redhedd.com and see no new alerts from any of you that profess your undying devotion to me. What gives? I suppose I could say that its my fault because i've been in absentia or maybe because i'm just untouchable? Well, I made myself that way. Untouchable?! That's laughable. Why the heck am I not showered with affection? Please? Pretty please? Eunice needs a hug! Actually Eunice needs some attention of the physical variety but doesn't foresee that happening anytime soon which, REALLY sucks! I mean how the hell does anyone expect me to remain chipper if I am not getting any? I mean what's wrong with Eunice? I've been told that I scare people. I mean wtf?
Tags: Eunice Crankyponts Love Adoration
