Did you ever see a booger on someone's face and specifically choose not to tell them?
Never seen one on somebody else’s face, and I hope I never will
Do you secretly hope that a specific relative will die?
My 93-year-old grandmother who had been given a year to live last year is slowly getting worse, so I'll admit I’m getting to that point
Do you know you have mold growing in the refrigerator and do nothing about it?
No mold. Maybe a few rotting apples, but no mold
Have you ever been attracted to someone very unattractive?
Have you seen my ex-wife?
Would you prefer to sleep with your dog than anyone else?
Well, there’s a particular woman I’m hoping to get back together with. Maybe I’ll sleep with both of them in the bed
Would you eat a cow eye for a price?
Depends on the price
If the walls could talk, what would they say about you?
“This guy really needs to get a life”
Do you secretly pick your scabs?
They're there for a reason
What would your best friend be surprised to know about you?
Not telling
Do you think male and females can be friends?
Happens all the time
What technological device could you not live without?
My PCs
If you could have been born in any year, what year would it have been?
Somewhere in the 1930s, so I’ll be old enough to enjoy Frank Sinatra and the gang in old Las Vegas in the 50s and 60s
Would you like to be famous?
And fight off the paparazzi? Heck no
Have you ever drank pickle juice straight from the jar?
I don’t eat pickles
Do you lie about your weight?
That would be pointless since everybody would know I’m lying right off the bat
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