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In Honor of the Survey Goddess: Serenity
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Can you answer all of these questions without saying "I don't know?"
I'm sure my replies will be boring, but you'll live...ha ha ha!
Who was the last girl to text you?
My wife is the only "girl" to ever text me.
Who was the last guy to text you?
I don't receive text messages from guys, thanks anyway.
Would you rather sleep for 3 days or stay awake for 3 days?
Neither!
Would you rather have 10 kids or none?
What would I do with 10 baby goats?
Would you rather shower in a lake or in the ocean?
Don't you mean "bathe"? Crystal clear, glacier-fed, alpine lake.
Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
Yep.
Are you sleepy?
Bored, yes...sleepy, no.
Do you tend to waste a lot of your money?
Like spend it on strippers? Not yet! 
Does it make you mad when people stare at you?
Why in the world would it? I'm not Quasimodo!
What's your relationship with the person you talked to last?
Father/Son
Where is your number two person on your friends list?
Deavon's probably chatting up some innocent young woman somewhere.
What are you doing today?
Little or nothing, and hating it!
How about tomorrow?
Workout Day #1...Hoooooooo-RAY!
When did you last cry?
When Gary chose Patrick over Spongebob! 
Do you think two people can last forever?
Two people under 30? Nope!
Do you miss the way things used to be?
I miss my childhood, if that's what you mean.
Do you find it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive...I NEVER forget!
Is there anyone you know that deserves to get hit?
Punched, or killed?????
What made you laugh yesterday?
My son's excitement when he saw the new "car-car-truck" set I bought him the night before. He LOVES him some "car-car-trucks"!
What are the last two digits in your phone number?
94
What does the fourth text in your inbox say and who is it from?
It's a lot of silliness from Maddy.
What shoes did you wear today?
A pair of my North Face trail-running shoes
Was the last time your heart pounded like crazy for a good or bad reason?
Good
Whose car were you last in?
My wife's
Next door to my house is?
A house on each side
What time did you go to sleep last night?
A little after 11
Are there any saved birthday cards in your bedroom?
There are several...from my children
How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
All the damn time!
Who was the last person to make you smile?
Aidan--my son
How old do you look?
Old enough to know better, but young enough not to care
The last person you texted is the person a he or a she?
(see above)
Think back to September, were you dating anyone?
Sure, September of 1989.
Purple or green grapes?
Red
What time did you wake up this morning?
5:51 a.m.
Have you ever thrown your cell phone in anger?
My ridiculously overpriced, first-generation iPhone? Are you kidding????
Do you write notes on your body?
I don't write anything on my body.
When is the next time you’ll kiss someone?
Sooner or later my son or daughter will want a kiss
Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
That's a very poignant question at the present time.
What are you excited for?
Tomorrow's workout, for starters. New friends on here...you know who you are! Old friends on here...you know who you are, too! 
Say something to someone without saying their name:
Bully!
Have you slept in the same bed with one your top friends?
I have not.
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Got things ready for this morning's breakfast as best I could
Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
Indeed!
Do you think you've changed over the past year?
Sadly, YES!
Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
Certainly.
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
I'm the father of the two greatest children on the planet!
Did you laugh at something today?
I did.
Have you ever cried in front of your number one?
My #1?
What do you currently hear right now?
My son running down the hall toward my home office with some of his "car-car-trucks" in tow.
Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
I did earlier today.
What was the last thing you watched on television?
Spongebob Squarepants with my children just before lunch.
Do you believe exes can be friends?
Most of the time, no, but often, yes.
Do you hold grudges?
Tightly!
Are you in a good mood?
I am not, but thanks for asking.
Who do you blame for your mood today?
My wife, and my choice NOT to work out today.
How long do you think you will live?
Until I die.
Do you drink lots of water?
Lots and lots and lots!
How do you vent your anger?
I don't, usually.
Has anyone of the opposite sex seen you in your underwear today?
Nope.
Are your parents strict?
They were back when that mattered, but not so strict that I felt the need to rebel.
Did you correct many grammatical and spelling errors while filling out this survey in honor of Serenity?
I certainly did!
Are you excited for Serenity and her new car?
AbsoDAMNlutely!
Does anyone on here annoy you more than Goldstar and his inane polls and obtuse pictures?
Nope, he's as annoying as jock itch on a hot, humid, East Tennessee summer day!
Are you purposely making this survey longer just to irritate people?
Would I do THAT?
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