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Time Warner Cable Saw My Vagina!
Posted On 07/21/2009 21:58:35 by Harmoniarosia

Well I went to settle a bill, and as I was walking into the building on US1, I noticed how nice these guys were for opening the door for me, and smiling, wow I thought this is gonna be a good day!

I bent over at the little table and was organizing my receipts then I went and stood in line, waited a little while, and caught some glances from some customers I smiled, and they smiled back, how sweet I thought, the guy at the counter was really nice, in a goood moood like he was having a really good day, so I took care of business, and went my marry way, when to my suprise, I get into my car and my long zipper was completely down, only my jeans were buttoned at the top, and these were baggy jeans, so to top it off I wasn’t wearing any underwear! I could give a shiznit less, my only thought was I hope I made someone laugh for the day, and that I broke the mundane mold of working life for these people, so the guy really wasn’t, really in a good mood, he was just trying not to laugh!,

Muuuuaaaaaaha ah ha!

So your welcome Time Warner Cable, hope you took this story home with you too. hmmmmmm. question to ponder, did I have a hitler stash, was I bald, or could someone have gotten lost in my bush, only time warner knows!

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07/22/2009 03:24:41
Ha-ha, a Lady Gaga moment




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