If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Nina Myers, and he had only one gun with two bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
When life hands Jack Bauer lemons, he kills terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Terrorists dread the day in October that daylight savings time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called “12.”
It took God 6 days to get his job done, then rested for one day. Jack Bauer takes 24 hours, then rests for a season!
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